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<rss version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Lex have fun.</description><title>Not On My Watch</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @lexipants)</generator><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>This is my last post because I will spontaneously combust from...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ErMWX--UJZ4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ErMWX--UJZ4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is my last post because I will spontaneously combust from cuteness after I click “create post.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/279170742</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/279170742</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:10:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>bold.
fuckyeahtattoos:

Hip-hop ain’t dead.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktxyadVFOB1qzabkfo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;bold.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahtattoos.tumblr.com/post/279095415/hip-hop-aint-dead"&gt;fuckyeahtattoos&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hip-hop ain’t dead.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/279110056</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/279110056</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:59:47 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I just get a little uncomfortable with this.</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ICppcKiwrPw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ICppcKiwrPw&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I just get a little uncomfortable with this.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/278448495</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/278448495</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>As Cristobal so astutely pointed out, I have Lady Gaga to thank...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugh5dGTsx1qzba4to1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;As Cristobal so astutely pointed out, I have Lady Gaga to thank for promoting Lex Vodka in her latest video, apparently it is not sold in the U.S. (and neither am I). I can’t wait to have a Dirty Lex Martini.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/277954582</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/277954582</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:32:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via papertissue)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kucwfrpyho1qzyrwvo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://papertissue.tumblr.com/"&gt;papertissue&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/277941401</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/277941401</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:19:49 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I want these everywhere.
(via juliasegal)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kugcn3DPTm1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I want these everywhere.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/"&gt;juliasegal&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/277936477</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/277936477</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:15:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I don’t know what kind of occasion this calls for but boy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kufgucP3031qzwaddo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I don’t know what kind of occasion this calls for but boy do I hope that occasion happens to me so that it calls for this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://artpixie.tumblr.com/post/277914297/jonathan-fong-style-rose-ice-cubes"&gt;artpixie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jonathanfongstyle.com/flowers/rose_ice_cubes.html"&gt;Jonathan Fong Style - Rose Ice Cubes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/277932413</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/277932413</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:11:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Winter is not my favorite but I do love when this happens to the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuf0po5cZT1qzjnmwo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Winter is not my favorite but I do love when this happens to the tables. It just makes time almost visual. Almost.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://m-altruism.tumblr.com/post/276935871/covered"&gt;m-altruism&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;covered&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/276949477</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/276949477</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:49:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Its just that I can’t deal with Justin and Peyton. I want...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VGWCtuRBfo0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VGWCtuRBfo0&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Its just that I can’t deal with Justin and Peyton. I want to invent a special features option for this commercial so I could watch all the outtakes of them trying to do the scene without the cartoons and then there is the special feature where they ask me if I want to head out for a beer and we decide to order some sliders and do shots of Patron and end up getting asked to leave because we keep on paying to put 2 Legit 2 Quit on the jukebox over and over so we decide to sneak on to the nearest golf course and go ice blocking and then order mac and cheese in our omlettes at a 24hour diner while the sun rises. Thats what I want.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/276946484</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/276946484</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:47:09 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Watching this makes me want to go back in time and drink some...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/r_4a4O7kXQo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/r_4a4O7kXQo&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Watching this makes me want to go back in time and drink some Sparks and then dub everything.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/276930098</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/276930098</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:35:21 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I want her to be my best friend and when its later in the...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3qOmST_yz-4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3qOmST_yz-4&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I want her to be my best friend and when its later in the evening I’ll pull out the sand and make her draw me stories about our past lives.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/275239438</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/275239438</guid><pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 18:43:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I heart
tnkcmndr:

fuckyeahbeards:

Paul Rudd. 

</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku9hzfz13r1qzzhh1o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I heart&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://tnkcmndr.tumblr.com/post/272998391/fuckyeahbeards-paul-rudd"&gt;tnkcmndr&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahbeards.tumblr.com/post/272603881/paul-rudd"&gt;fuckyeahbeards&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Paul Rudd. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/273621294</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/273621294</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:36:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I want this Sully costume in adult size....</title><description>&lt;img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kua4bigy7k1qa6528o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I want this Sully costume in adult size. Immediately.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://accidentalfresh.com/post/273204474/verdict-accidental-wild-things-fresh"&gt;accidentalfresh&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;verdict: &lt;b&gt;accidental wild things fresh.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/273616597</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/273616597</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:32:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I need this in my livingroom. The floor balls would get tricky...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5vqxYQFV1qzsghno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I need this in my livingroom. The floor balls would get tricky though.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://thedeefunkera.tumblr.com/post/273370533/whereisko-gilbarbara-ran-hwang"&gt;thedeefunkera&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://whereisko.tumblr.com/post/270696814/gilbarbara-ran-hwang"&gt;whereisko&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://gilbarbara.tumblr.com/post/270695777/ran-hwang"&gt;gilbarbara&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Ran Hwang&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/273602138</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/273602138</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:19:35 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I want to being doing this immeditately. Standing there in the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktugq3GAim1qzwhyzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I want to being doing this immeditately. Standing there in the outfit being awesome just like Lilly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://black-and-white.tumblr.com/post/273534749/lily-allen"&gt;black-and-white&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.millionlooks.com/our-vision/lily-allen-elle-russia-december-2009/"&gt;Lily Allen&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/273589384</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/273589384</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:08:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I have to say I’m kind of obsessed with Sasha Grey. I wish...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks9ejv45E61qzg4loo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I have to say I’m kind of obsessed with Sasha Grey. I wish I could have a walkie talkie and she had one and everyonce in a while I could be like “Hey Sasha, what are you doing right now?” “Wow. That is fucked up.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/270114607/sasha-grey-and-lance-bass-i-bet-they-fucked-via"&gt;juliasegal&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sasha Grey and Lance Bass…I bet they fucked. (via &lt;a href="http://sashagrey.tumblr.com/"&gt;sashagrey&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/270401529</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/270401529</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:37:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Look at the hands and feet. They are killing me. I want a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku2hnmnYXY1qzo4yko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Look at the hands and feet. They are killing me. I want a raccoon high five right now.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ronniebruce.tumblr.com/post/270381134/calleverytruthfalse-via-matthewedwards-my"&gt;ronniebruce&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://calleverytruthfalse.tumblr.com/post/270343745/via-matthewedwards-my-feelings-towards-raccoons"&gt;calleverytruthfalse&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://matthewedwards.tumblr.com/post/270324952"&gt;matthewedwards&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My feelings towards raccoons are the same as my feelings towards squirrels. Deceptively cute, those little buggers…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/270388195</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/270388195</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:22:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"They made a porn movie about Sarah Palin and the same actress, Lisa Ann, played me in the porn..."</title><description>““They made a porn movie about Sarah Palin and the same actress, Lisa Ann, played me in the porn version of ‘30 Rock.’ Weirdly, of the three of us, Lisa Ann knows the most about foreign policy.””&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Tina Fey speaking at the Ad Council gala at the Waldorf Astoria on Wednesday, &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/tina_fey_laughs_at_nbc_Lrbn2gCELJu2JmVVZV8uMK"&gt;according to the &lt;i&gt;New York Post&lt;/i&gt;’s Page Six&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/270386903</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/270386903</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:20:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I think I miss MTV music videos. It’s the ’90s me...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="225" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7703592&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF"&gt;&lt;param name="quality" value="best" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;param name="scale" value="showAll" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7703592&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF" /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=7703592&amp;server=www.vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=0&amp;show_portrait=0&amp;color=00ADEF&amp;fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I think I miss MTV music videos. It’s the ’90s me that feels so distant now. Watch this video. I wish my dreams looked like this. I heart Beck.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/270382946</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/270382946</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:16:08 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Chevy looks hot. Is that weird? Is that weird that I say that?</title><description>&lt;img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku6q4seVoA1qzba4to1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chevy looks hot. Is that weird? Is that weird that I say that?&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/270377957</link><guid>http://lexipants.tumblr.com/post/270377957</guid><pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 10:10:00 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
