In just the first 30 seconds I started tearing up. This makes today a miracle.

“We have been out of brownies, rice and we miss pork chops in the summer” - I can’t.

thedailywhat:

Bad Lip Reading of the Day: The YouTuber/s responsible for helping Governor Rick Perry finally make some sense have applied their poor lip reading skills to President Obama’s debt deal fireside.

Things go as well as can be expected purple monkey dishwasher.

[blp / mefi.]