December 2010
16 posts
“One should always be drunk. That’s the great thing; the only question. Not to...”
– Get Drunk - Charles Baudelaire
Thursday Morning Lorimer/Metropolitan Subway Deli...
Guy (9: 23 am): “Hey, got any tootsie rolls?”
Attendant (9: 23 am): I’m sorry? What are you looking for?
Guy (9: 23 am): “Got any tootsie rolls?”
Attendant (9: 23am): stares at guy
Guy(9: 25am): “I’ll get these.”
Lesson to be learned: Sometimes you want tootsie rolls.
Lesson to also be learned: Sometimes M&Ms will do.
