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December 2011
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Justin Timberlake Doing Things →
You better believe this is my newest favoritest blog.
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More from "The Daily Show" interview with Bill...
JON STEWART: The big argument in this country right now, between the Democrats and the Republicans, appears to be the Democrats saying that we need to cut spending, BUT we also need to raise revenues.
BILL O'REILLY: Raising revenue is fine, and I'm for that. But you do it in an efficient way: flat tax it, small consumption tax. We have a trillion dollars in --
STEWART: "Small consumption tax"?
O'REILLY: Wait, wait. We have a trillion dollars in the underground economy. There's people (who) are not paying ANY taxes at all -- your cocaine dealers, okay?
(STEWART chortles.)
O'REILLY: All right? They're not filing (taxes). So --
STEWART (interjecting, bewildered): So you wanna legalize cocaine?
(Audience laughs and applauds.)
O'REILLY: I want a consumption tax, so when they buy their Bentleys, they pay two or three percent. So we get SOMETHING from everybody, all right? It's a trillion dollars -- you bring that in, you bring all the income tax rates down.
STEWART: So in your mind, the debt crisis in America is caused by renegade cocaine dealers who are avoiding their social responsibilities.
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WatchObama, you are the most cool.
thedailywhat:
How About That of the Day: When President Obama and Sgt. Dakota Meyer sat down for a pint outside the Oval Office they weren’t quaffing commoner swill — they were imbibing White House Honey Ale from the Executive Mansion’s homemade stock.
That’s right: Since February, the White House has been brewing its own beer using equipment purchased by the...
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Capitalism
Midge's Friend: Dig. Ad man's got a heart.
Midge Daniels: The grown-ups are talking.
Midge's Friend: Don't defend him. [to Don] Toothpaste doesn't solve anything. Dacron sure as hell won't bring back those ten dead kids in Biloxi.
Don Draper: Neither will buying some Tokaj wine and leaning up against a wall in Grand Central pretending you're a vagrant.
Midge's Friend: You know what it's like to watch all you ants go into your hive? I wipe my ass with the Wall Street Journal.
Woman: How come every time we have a party the ladies have to sit and listen to the men talk?
Midge's Friend: Look at you. Satisfied, dreaming up jingles for soap flakes and spot remover, telling yourself you're free.
Don Draper: Oh, my God. Stop talking and make something of yourself.
Roy: Like you? You make the lie. You invent want. You're for them... not us.
Don Draper: Well, I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie. There is no system. The universe is indifferent.
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Roy: The cops--you can't go out there.
Don Draper: *You* can't.
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August 2011
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“SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Age of Mythology” is a computer game...”
– My horoscope this week from Free Will Astrology http://newcity.com/2011/08/30/free-will-astrology-157/