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Of course I love this guy. I love this guy the most.
Oh Ellen. I wish you were my best friend.
I have to put my away message on because I am going to run out and buy this outfit immediately for Relish and then watch her lay there with all paws up all day.
This is incredible. I am doing this to my kids. The Mr. Potato Head is my favorite. It is a must see before the holidays!
Nasty Christmas of the Day: Jimmy Kimmel follows up his successful Halloween trickery with a Grinchy, Christmas-themed YouTube Challenge to parents: Let your kids open one present early, but make it something crappy.
Spoiled brats! When I was a kid I would have killed for an old banana and a half-eaten sandwich. Kids these days, I tells ya.
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How I feel today.
Phew.
I can’t wait to do this. I can put my paper off. It’s fine. I have to do it first.
Bicycle Bathroom Vanity
I. Love. Australia.
Occupy Melbourne News Update of the Day: Though Occupy protesters in Melbourne were able to successfully skirt the city’s anti-Occupy ban on camping by wearing their tents, the clever subterfuge was short-lived.
This morning, police told protesters they could no longer walk around Flagstaff Gardens dressed as tents, and would be given “reasonable time” to put on clothes before police would be forced to take action.
In recently uploaded video (above), officers can be seen tearing apart one protester’s tent-garment, leaving the woman — identified only as “Sarah” — with only her underclothes.
Police said three “Tent Monsters” co-operated, but Sarah “refused to comply with direction.” The 20-year-old was reportedly feeling “extremely distressed” following the incident, and has filed a complaint with the Victoria Police Ethical Standards Department.
“The Ethical Standards Department has subsequently received a physical assault complaint in relation to this incident and is investigating,” a police spokesperson said in a statement. “As this investigation is ongoing we will not be commenting further.”
There is so much to think about here. Who is this guy? Why don’t more people have interactive business cards. I want one that is a sudoku puzzle.
Dr. Hajnal Kiprov Cosmetic Surgery: Business Card
Don’t send me Christmas cards. I’m not taking my calls. I will be watching this on repeat forever.
Thanks pants!
Stocking stuffers!
His name is Francis and he sleeps in my sock drawer. When he gets older his sloth friends will call him Frank.
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![Lets go here today.
Badass Bridge of the Day: The Moses Bridge, as its name suggests, is pedestrian bridge that creates the illusion of walking through water — in this case, the West-Brabant waterline near Fort de Roovere in the Netherlands.
Designed by RO & AD Architects, the bridge was built using Accoya wood, a type of modified wood that offers the enhanced durability necessary to sustain a sunken bridge.
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Lets go here today.
Badass Bridge of the Day: The Moses Bridge, as its name suggests, is pedestrian bridge that creates the illusion of walking through water — in this case, the West-Brabant waterline near Fort de Roovere in the Netherlands.
Designed by RO & AD Architects, the bridge was built using Accoya wood, a type of modified wood that offers the enhanced durability necessary to sustain a sunken bridge.
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These, of course, should be shipped priority mail. You can do third party billing. I need them by tomorrow.
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