Great. Now I have to buy a bunny too.

(via bay-leaf)


I’ll obviously have to buy this now. 

I’ll obviously have to buy this now. 

(via etsygoodies)


http://youtu.be/gjwofYhUJEM

Fucking Jennifer.


This is when things get really serious. I mean overdue library book serious. 


I want all of these.  I want more. I want an artist to follow me around and sketch out my best nonsense and the best nonsense from those around me.  We’ll be famous! We’ll be millionaires!


Let’s eat cold cereal with whole milk and read in bed all morning.Here.

Let’s eat cold cereal with whole milk and read in bed all morning.Here.

(via skeletales)


Dear Baby Drake in an Amazing Vest, 
Thank you.
Forever yours, 
Lexipants

Dear Baby Drake in an Amazing Vest, 

Thank you.

Forever yours, 

Lexipants

(via everythingyntk)


This is shall be my response henceforth:

reasonsmysoniscrying:

Me: “I love you very much.”

4yo (head butting my stomach): “I RHINO you very much!”


I really now only have one goal in my life. 

I really now only have one goal in my life. 


#SochiSolutions

One of the many roles of the International Olympics Committee is to “Encourage and support initiatives blending sport with culture and education.” I think we should all be trying to do a little bit more of the same this Olympic season. I don’t understand when we came up with the expectation that every location where the Olympics are held must meet the luxury service standards of the United States. 

60% of the world doesn’t have access to flushing toilets. I throw my toilet paper in a trash can every day. I don’t think twice about it. Almost everyone living in Latin America does. I don’t understand how that takes away your athletic advantage.

Bees. Ahh yes the bee. Yes there are bees in honey. They MAKE honey. Let me help you out. Step 1) Take a spoon. Step 2) Scoop out bee. Step 3) Enjoy your actually natural honey that most of Americans have little access to - http://www.foodsafetynews.com/2011/11/tests-show-most-store-honey-isnt-honey/#.UvTkkUJdU8M

And the light bulbs, fallen curtains, door handle fiascos - WHEN DID WE BECOME SO HELPLESS? Go downstairs and ask where you can buy a light bulb. Take a piece of tape and tape the curtain up. Duct tape does miracles. Does no one carry a Swiss Army Knife anymore? 

I just feel like we are creating expectations for every host country to meet a standard that cannot be met because of their current economic development . We should not villanize a country and the culture that surrounds it because of these limitations. I think we should take this negative propaganda and flip it to encourage audiences to educate themselves about standards of living around the world. What does it say about everyone else that lives in that context daily? 

The Olympics is about cultural exchange and moving out of your comfort zone. Let’s do that instead of whine and mock. 

Every reposted dramatic tweet makes me embarrassed for the apparently overly-sensitive and incapable persona we want to depict of ourselves through these comments and images. 

Instead of gloating and chiding on Sochi Problems lets spend some time looking for #SochiSolutions.


I’ll go ahead and put this on the MUST BUY list. A Hershey’s Chocolate 3D printer goes way way before leave-in conditioner and new tupperware.

spoony:

Hershey’s Chocolate, the Printed Kind | 2Modern Blog

I’ll go ahead and put this on the MUST BUY list. A Hershey’s Chocolate 3D printer goes way way before leave-in conditioner and new tupperware.

spoony:

Hershey’s Chocolate, the Printed Kind | 2Modern Blog


Everything Vintage 1940s Jazz. Everything.


I feel like I would act the exact same way if I was on Ellen.Best Saturday morning in bed video.

"Im meeting Ellen! Your hair is soft!"


This is absolutely what I would do if I was rich. Or even just sort of rich. I would take out a loan to do this, plus high APR credit cards. Worth it.

laughingsquid:

Jimmy Kimmel Pranks John Krasinski & Emily Blunt by Covering the Couple’s Home With Holiday Decorations


This is exactly what I would want to do with Edward Norton too.